Thursday, March 28, 2024

6 Christmas Gifts for the Conservative Who Has Everything

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With Thanksgiving in the rearview mirror today, the thought of finds itself at the forefront of our minds. Like us, you may be struggling to find the best Christmas gifts for the conservatives in your life. Something that speaks to their personality and is capable of holding a place in their heart or at least tickling their funny bone.

If you need any more guidance on what to get your family and friends, fear not! We've got you covered.

Pen Holder

A highly entertaining way to keep your desk organized. Add it to your collection of political memorabilia. In your hands, Sleepy Joe can prove to be quite useful.

“Gone Viral: How Covid Drove the World Insane”

As an executive consultant with more than 25 years of experience creating data-driven solutions for Fortune 500 companies and presidential campaigns, Justin Hart knows a thing or two about sifting through copious amounts of data and reading between the lines.

Since the beginning of the COVID-19 pandemic, Justin and his team at RationalGround.com have offered alternative solutions on how to move beyond and learn from -mandated insanity. See Justin's prescriptions to end the lingering madness and herald in a new era of rationality.

DeSantis Airlines: Bringing the Border to You

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis' landslide victory was one of the few bright spots for Republicans in the 2022 midterm elections. The cherry on top of DeSantis' 19-point shellacking of “worn-out old donkey” Charlie Crist came from Florida's Hispanic population, who overwhelmingly supported the incumbent governor. They also supported DeSantis' decision to relocate illegal migrants to Martha's Vineyard. DeSantis' agenda resonates with Florida's Latinos. Show your support, too!

“LGBT” Liberty, Guns, Beer, Trump Coffee Mug

A great gift for the proud Trump supporter in your life. Imagine them now, relaxing on their front porch, enjoying a hot cup of joe in the morning sun with their high-quality ceramic 11 oz. “LGBT” mug.

Toilet Paper

Undoubtedly a gag gift, it's sure to leave a lasting grin on the face of whoever receives it. Even if it's a “gift” for your favorite liberal buddy, they should get a laugh out of it, provided they're not too easily triggered.

Even My Dog Hates Biden

Do you suspect everyone you know hates Biden? This shirt will likely prove it. With 10 colors for men and women, it will make a fun addition to any conservative activist's closet.

Which gift is your favorite? Tell us in the comments below!

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Patrick Houck
Patrick Houck
Patrick Houck is an avid political enthusiast based out of the Washington, D.C. metro area. His expertise is in campaigns and the use of targeted messaging to persuade voters. When not combing through the latest news, you can find him enjoying the company of family and friends or pursuing his love of photography.

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