A Shirt For The American Princess

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- September 19, 2024
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ANALYSIS – Well done! – While the -backed, -based terror group was still reeling from Tuesday's sophisticated massive remote attack on hundreds of its members' pagers, got hit again.

This time its members' handheld radios were targeted and remote detonated almost at the same time.

Hezbollah's Al Manar TV reported explosions in multiple areas of Lebanon, which it said were caused by detonating walkie-talkies.

As the Epoch Times reported: “At least one of the blasts occurred.

This is a shirt for an American Princess…which is to say SELF-RESCUING PRINCESS.

If you’re reading this, you probably either are one or you know one.

This is for those badass lady types who don’t need knights. Whether they prefer a ballistic helmet with nightvision and ear protection attached to a crown and glass slippers, or they just enjoy slaying their own dragons, this is for them: Southernly Zen’s Tactical Princess shirt.

Would Cara Dune (The Mandalorian), Evelyn Salt (SALT),  Andromache of Scythia (The Old Guard), or Sarah Connor (Terminator) wear a tactical princess shirt?

If you look closely, you’ll see that in addition to all the stuff ya need on your brain bucket, you also have a tiara atop that! And a rifle. Seems pretty self-explanatory.

We’d like to think so, though they might want one of the other versions.

Self-Rescuing Princess Shirt Options

 Self-Rescuing Princess, Tactical Princess Shirt

 Self-Rescuing Princess, American Princess Shirt

 Self-Rescuing Princess, Cowgirl Shirt

This is the first shirt style with this design put out by Southernly Zen. It has a fully-equipped helmet (hard to tell if it’s Kevlar or bump), a tiara atop that, and a rifle ready to snatch up and roll out.

It’s printed on a Bella Canvas 6400 Women’s Jersey Short Sleeve. If we’re deciphering social posts correctly, additional styles (athletic cut, moisture-wicking, and maybe hoodies) will be available soon. The different types of “lifestyle” shots we’re seeing are apparently just to gauge interest. 

Confidence and the ability to take no shit are the hallmarks of a squared-away self-rescuing princess, regardless of profession or rank.

Features: Sideseamed. Slim fit. Shoulder taping. Longer body length.

This is how apparel manufacturer Bella Canvas describes the garment:

“Her go-to tee fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a slim feminine fit, crew neck, short sleeves, and superior combed and ring-spun cotton that acts as the best blank canvas for printing. Offered in a variety of solid and heather CVC colors.”

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Athletic heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Other heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Designed specifically for strong women
  • Crewneck
  • Relaxed fit
  • Side-seamed
Many princesses and undistressed damsels require neither a knight nor a prince to rescue them. They do their own work.

Find these and other designs at Southernly Zen.

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