The Harris campaign continues to struggle with male voters, and the Jimmy Kimmel show has joined their efforts, using Guardians of the Galaxy Star and retired pro wrestler Dave Bautista to plead with the demographic in a segment for the show written by Jesse Joyce.
Bautista was featured in a boxing gym, where he spoke directly to the camera in between fighting, hitting punching bags, slamming hammers into tires, and exaggerating his masculinity.
“Fellas, we gotta talk. A lot of men seem to think that Donald Trump is some kind of tough guy. He’s not. I mean, look at him, he wears more makeup than Dolly Parton. He whines like a baby. The guy is afraid of birds. Donald Trump had his daddy pay a doctor to say his little feet hurt so he could dodge the draft. Look at that gut. It’s like a garbage bag full of buttermilk. He sells imaginary baseball cards pretending to be a cowboy fireman. He’s barely strong enough to hold an umbrella. I mean, look how he drinks water. Like a little pink chickadee. He’s got jugs. Big ones. Like Dolly Parton.”
The ad conveniently fails to mention that Trump not only survived three assassination attempts, but emerged defiantly after being shot in the ear, raising his fists and rallying his audience with his fight chant. Trump also overcame COVID during his time in office, which was high risk for him because of his age, while many left-wing journalists speculated (and in some cases, hoped) that it would kill him.
The monologue continues, “He cheats at golf. He creeps around beauty pageants in dressing rooms. And you know that little dance he does? He looks like he’s jacking off a pair of giraffes. He’s moody. He pouts. He throws tantrums. He acts like a five-year-old behind the wheels of a truck. He bends over for Putin.”
The ad also conveniently ignores that despite constant accusations of being Putin’s puppet by liberal media, Trump commanded respect from world leaders, whereas Putin openly said that he decided to invade Ukraine following the Biden-Harris administration’s botched Afghanistan withdrawal, leaving the region in chaos, and according to many military officials, undoing over a decade of work in the region.
“He’s cattier on social media than a middle school mean girl. The guy needs help walking downhill. This November, let’s stop kidding ourselves. Donald Trump is afraid of rain, of dogs, of windmills, of Meryl fucking Streep, and being laughed at. And most of all he’s terrified that real, red-blooded American men will find out that he’s a weak, tubby toddler. What’s wrong tough guy, did someone grab you by the pussy? Whiny little bitch.”
Despite enlisting a celebrity once known for his imposing physique and “tough guy” image and being widely circulated by Harris supporters on social media, it remains to be seen whether this will be any more effective than previous Democratic efforts to make the case for Harris to men.
Breitbart News reports:
Bautista endorsed Kamala Harris in late September, around the same time he was giving interviews about his sudden loss of musculature, saying he wishes to be cast in a wider range of acting roles and not play tough guy parts so much.
Just days ago, a “men for Harris” ad designed to appeal to the traditionally masculine men Harris struggles reaching backfired tremendously, with viewers deriding it as “the cringiest ad of all time,” even eliciting ridicule from CNN.
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Sorry but I don’t vote based on what Jimmy Kimmel thinks!!
Just reading what bautista said is extremely course and crass. Total turn off.
Just makes me want to lift my leg and piss on his shoe.
Another no body Bautista is probably another Hollywood pedo