Thursday, May 2, 2024

JFK’s Only Grandson Goes Viral For Bizarre Restaurant Rant: ‘You Have To Read To Get Your Food?’

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's only grandson has gone viral for an especially peculiar reason.

, who once admitted to eating out six times a week as a Harvard law student, posted a July Fourth rant insulting restaurant culture and, according to some commenters, fat-shaming Americans who enjoy eating regular food. (RELATED: Loss Of Patriotism Leading Some Americans To Rethink July Fourth Celebrations)

Schlossberg, 30, is the son of U.S. Ambassador Caroline Kennedy, the only surviving child of former President John F. Kennedy and former First Lady Jackie Kennedy Onassis. As a child, he attended a $60k-a-year private school while not frolicking on the beach at the Kennedy Compound. (RELATED: A Kennedy Hopes To Throw Democrats Into Chaos, Republicans Should Be Weary)

After obtaining degrees from Yale and Harvard, the Kennedy scion used his name to get a leg-up on his legal career.

Unfortunately, he still hasn't mastered relating to regular people.

The Post reports:

Some of Schlossberg's seemingly semi-serious complaints about restaurants are their lack of options and the length of time it takes to consume a meal.

“We have to wait there to eat something that we don't get to choose, really, what it is,” Schlossberg said to the giggling camera operator.

“We only get a few choices, and you don't know what any of them are gonna taste like or what's good … and we're gonna sit there and wait for some guy to ask us a question. And we're gonna have to talk to some guy about what we wanna eat.”

He continued: “You spend hours and hours eating in restaurants when you could spend a minute-and-a-half eating something good for you.”

Another downside, according to Schlossberg? Having to read the menu.

“You have to read to get your food? Why? You don't actually need to do that, and that's why I'm never, ever going to a restaurant again.”

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Patrick Houck
Patrick Houck
Patrick Houck is an avid political enthusiast based out of the Washington, D.C. metro area. His expertise is in campaigns and the use of targeted messaging to persuade voters. When not combing through the latest news, you can find him enjoying the company of family and friends or pursuing his love of photography.

10 COMMENTS

  1. I think he has totally missed the point of dining out or even accepting an invitation to dine at a friend’s home.

    Thanks, Schlossberg. You won’t be ruining anyone’s evening out.

    Let him eat kale or seaweed on the beach.

  2. Not surprised it’s Caroline’s kid – she no winner either. Is this what “higher” education is producing – then we need to find another campus for astute thinkers.

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